About Me


Wordsmith, Dirty Poet

“I’m poked by the devil’s pitchfork but the spokes never penetrate my soul. I awoke feeling more grandeur than before; Sprung out of the dark sleep that was sequestering me. Now my mind’s awake and ready to take on the challenges of the day. It’s a new opportunity to get out of my own way… and let my conscious slay the dragon’s flames blocking my way.” -Me

O****r is my name and OliviousMaximus is for the stage. I’m the bodacious and scandalous undergarment marauder, that stirs your thoughts and gives your heart a hard-on. My locus of occult power and wisdom is the focus when i’m caught in pictures. The slightest sight of my third eye is what I provide and I’m more than the guy that’s keeping you up at night n licking the inside of your thighs…

  • Judo
  • Jazz
  • Hip-Hop
  • Cowboy Bebop
  • Samurai Champloo
  • Walking my dog
  • Slangin’ dick
  • Handing out bubblegum

pc: @marjoriepezzoli

"If you're on thin ice,
you might as well dance"
- Joey "CoCo" Diaz