It’s taken years and a potential plague to finally teach people how to properly wash their hands. Imagine what it’s gonna take for these shmucks to learn how to clean they ass. A virus is among us, some people are dying and the only solution seems to be toilet paper. Woke hustlers switch from dope to hygienic products because that’s where the profit is. As we run in panic, the Charmin bears laugh on their rears and count all the ducats they’ve been collecting from the population running around in fear. Soon enough there’ll be people sucking d*ck for two pumps of sanitizer….
COVID-19 just came out
and only those that can afford it, seem to be looking forward for a COVID-20pro to drop.
Dissect the Dialect 